Gibsie:

Cap, get your dick out of little Shannon and answer your phone.

Johnny:

You do realize this is my girlfriend's public profile, asshole!.

Gibsie:

Of course I realize it's your girldfriend's public profile. How else am I supposed to get your attention, you inconsiderate bastard. Ignoring me for a girl. I'm disgusted with ya. You best be getting in your car quick, Cap, or I might start spurting secrets

Johnny:

Gibs, I'm bleeding warning ya. Step away from the keyboard and get offline.

Hugh:

I'd do it if I were you, Cap. He hacked my profile earlier, because I wasn't paying him enough attention.

Gibsie:

I'm needy! I refuse to apologize for it. Hey, this autocorrect is a life changer.

Claire:

GERARD! WHERE ARE MY KNICKERS!!!!

Johnny:

WTF???

Hugh:

OMG Claire, why are you asking him that?

Gibsie:

I haven't seen your knickers since you took them off this morning, babe.

Hugh:

WHY IS HE SEEING YOUR KNICKERS, BABY SISTER!!!!

Johnny:

Jaysus, you're all disturbed. I miss Dublin.

Shannon:

Hi Johnny. X

Feely:

Logging back out. Don't even want to know, lads.

Johnny:

Hi Shannon. X